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hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

yolimar-cheveux-roux:

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scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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snazziest:

this was no accident

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

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